Villa Vina
Villa Vina prefer playing music as opposed to not. They enjoy writing about themselves in the third person, and describe their sound with a string of contradictory adjectives including but not limited to "predatory" "duplicitous" and "informal". Some songs are long, and others are only slightly longer, allowing your mind to wander like a thirsty pony that will inevitably be tracked down by its master and beaten for its disobedience. When Villa Vina aren't playing music, they spend most of their time avoiding one Casey Brooks, who spends most of his time following Villa Vina wherever they go, accosting them with his digital camera, and talking about his ideas for huge guitar riifs.